I Don't Label Myself One Way Or

I Was A Lifeguard. It Was My Summer Job Growing Up, And I Never Saved Anyone. I Never Had To, Thank Goodness.

I've Been Around Responsible Gun Ownership My Whole Life.

If You're Not Seeing Each Other Anymore Because Things Are So Strained, And Your Only Communication Is A Weekly E-mail, And You're Wondering Which Medium Is Most Appropriate For Announcing Your Desire To Break Up - Guess What, You've Already Broken Up.

I Can Sit In Front Of The Tv And Watch An Old Romantic Film And Be Transfixed.

I Do Not Hope Somebody Breaks In. However, If They Did, I Pity Them. I Pity The Fool That Breaks Into My House.