I Don't Like Being Out In Public

I Kinda Feel Like An Idiot Sometimes. Although I Am An Idiot, So It Kinda Works Out.

I Don't Know What Drives Me To Succeed. I Know I Want To Always Do The Best I Can.i Guess I Was Maybe In Little League Baseball As Far As I Wanted To Be Good At That. But School, I Certainly Wasn't The Best At That.

The Only Reason I Got Into Stand-up Was Because My Brother Told Me To. I Had No Idea What I Was Going To Do With My Life. I Was 17 And My Brother Went To A Comedy Club And He Said - You Can Do That.

Doing Saturday Night Live Definitely Affects My Relationship With My Girlfriend And With My Family, Because You Feel So Much Pressure To Do Well That Night. But I Think Everyone's Grown To Accept That And So They Give Me My Space At The Show.

I've Always Liked Older Ladies. I'm Comfortable With It. They Seem To Be Nice. They've Seen It All.