I Don't Like Bush. I Don't Trust

When You Stop Trying To Find The Right Man And Start Becoming The Right Woman, The Right Man Will Find His Way To You.

My Mother Was The Most Creative, Fantastic Person And Would Come Up With Great Things For Us To Do. She'd Buy Art Supplies And All Of Us Would Sit Around Painting. I Was Lucky.

Searching For A Boy In High School Is As Useless As Searching For Meaning In A Pauly Shore Movie.

Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.

I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit $20 Bill. Half Of What You See Is A Pretty Good Reproduction, The Rest Is A Fraud.