I Don't Like Getting Up Early In

If I See Any Injustice Done, I Have A Big Enough Mouth And The Position To Open Up About It.

You Start Pretending To Have Fun, You Might Have A Little By Accident.

I Always Say To My Wife, Don't Tell Anyone I Watch This [shows Like The X Factor And Pop Idol], But It Fascinates Me Because I've Done So Many Auditions And Been Knocked Back.

I Was Born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite. Imagine Signing That Autograph! You'd Get A Broken Arm. So I Changed My Name To Michael Caine After Humphrey Bogart's 'the Caine Mutiny,' Which Was Playing In The Theater Across From The Telephone Booth Where I Learned That I'd Gotten My First Tv Job.

If You Put Someone On Screen Long Enough, They Become The Hero.