I Don't Like Nice People. I Like

Statistics Always Remind Me Of Fellow Who Drowned In A River Where The Average Depth Was Only Three Feet.

Football Is, After All, A Wonderful Way To Get Rid Of Your Aggressions Without Going To Jail For It.

Any Time You Give A Man Something He Doesn't Earn, You Cheapen Him. Our Kids Earn What They Get, And That Includes Respect.

I've Had Smarter People Around Me All My Life, But I Haven't Run Into One Yet That Can Outwork Me. And If They Can't Outwork You, Then Smarts Aren't Going To Do Them Much Good. That's Just The Way It Is. And If You Believe That And Live By It, You'd Be Surprised At How Much Fun You Can Have. “any Time You Give A Man Something He Doesn't Earn, You Cheapen Him. Our Kids Earn What They Get, And That Includes Respect.

Anything Easy Ain't Worth A Damn!