I Don't Like People Who Sit On

Life Is Too Short To Blend In.

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.

I Won't Have A Cabinet As A President; I Will Have A Closet. A Giant Walk-in Closet With All Styles Of Advisers, Like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane Von Furstenberg, Naughty By Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, And, Of Course, Tinkerbell.

My Kitchen Looks Like The One From My Childhood - Very Homey, With A Little Bit Of Alice In Wonderland!

I’m An Actress, A Brand, A Businesswoman. I’m All Kinds Of Stuff.