I Don't Like Those Men Who Claim

Everyone Keeps Saying, "oh My God, Oh My God, How Intimidating." It's Like Saying, "how Could You Date Jennifer Aniston After She's Been With Brad Pitt?" I Don't Care.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just A Realist.

Of Course On Air I Use Occasional Hyperbole To Tell A Story.

I Think People Have A Strong Desire To Push Me And Others Into Some Sort Of Political Box That They Can Wrap Their Minds Around.