I Don't Like To Be Out Of

You Can't Do Anything In Life. The Social Barriers In Life Are So Intense And Horrific That Every Encounter Is Just Fraught With So Many Problems And Dread. Every Social Situation Is A Potential Nightmare.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.

I Think That For The Most Part, When I Started Doing Comedy, It Had Become Very Commercialized.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'