I Don't Like To Say Mean Things

I Like When You Can Have A Conversation With People And It's Not Just Stock Questions.

It's Harder To Be Funny If You're Handsome Than If You're Very Normal-looking. It's Just More Relatable. You're The Underdog. I Mean It's Funny To See People Struggle, And You Don't Buy That Brad Pitt Is Struggling, You Know That Guy Could Be The Most Skill-less Guy In The World, But If You Look Like That You Will Be Fine For The Rest Of Your Life.

I Mean, I Find Things That Happened In Real Life To Be The Funniest - Things That You Observe Instead Of Crazy Abstract Things, You Know.

I'm Too Judgmental Of Other People Putting Themselves Out There In Any Way, I Guess.

I Don't Like To Compare Things To Other Things. It Always Sounds Arrogant In Print.