I Don't Like To Say Mean Things

I Want To Meet The Man Who Saw A Turtle And Said, "people Will Love The Ninja Version Of That."

All This Stuff Is So Mind-blowing To Me That I Get To Do In My Life. Throwing The First Pitch Out At The White Sox Game On A Random Wednesday? Like Who Am I? How Did I Get This Life? I'm Glad I'm Not Jaded, And Little Kids Are The Least Jaded People In The Entire World, So It's Fun To Be Around People That Still Find Wonder In How Cool Things Are.

As A Writer, I Haven't Delved Into Dramatic Writing. As An Actor, I Could Always, Even More So Than Comedy, Do Drama. When You Do Your Comedy And Your Drama, Your Acting Style Doesn't Change. If It's A Comedy, The Situations And The Characters Might Be A Little Funnier, But You're Just Trying To Be Honest.

A Whole Generation Was Raised To Learn About Comedy From The Simpsons. To Get To Be In A Booth With Homer And Marge And Be In Springfield - It Was Unimaginable The Emotions That I Felt.

If I Ever Over Hear People Saying I Give Off An 'ed Harris Type Of Sexy Vibe.' I'll Be Pretty Psyched.