I Don't Like Top Hats, White Ties,

We Attend To His Later Performances As A Dramatic Actor With Respect, But Watching The Nondancing, Nonsinging Astaire Is Like Watching A Grounded Skylark.

Can't Act. Can't Sing. Slightly Bald. Can Dance A Little.

I Am Bit Sending Messages With My Feet. All I Ever Wanted Was Not To Come Up Empty. I Did It For The Dough And The Old Applause.

I'm Just A Hoofer With A Spare Set Of Tails.

Why Didn't You Tell Me I Was In Love With You?