I Don't Make Culture. I Sell It.

Age Ain't Got Nothing To Do With How Old You Are.

Humor Is Always Based On A Modicum Of Truth. Have You Ever Heard A Joke About A Father-in-law?

If You Fall Down, Get Up And Walk Again. If You Can't Walk, Crawl. If That Idea Fails, Have Another One It Doesn't Happen By Accident. It Takes A Lot Of Hard Work.

The Problem Is When You Try To Impose Today's Standards On People Living Back Then. It's The Politically Correct Thing To Do, But It Was A Different Era, A Different Country Then.

I Don't Set Trends. I Just Find Out What They Are And Exploit Them.