I Don't Mind Being Cast As Some

Everyone Who Turns Up On 'x Factor' Does It Because A Door Has Been Closed To Them At Some Time In Their Lives, And This Is The Only Shot They Have Got.

I Met Someone The Other Night Who's 28 Years Old, And He Hasn't Worked A Day Since He Left College Because He's Pursuing A Dream He'll Never, Ever Realize: He Thinks He's A Great Singer. Actually, He's Crap.

Women Say Hello And Then Put Their Hands Down My Trousers. I Thought It Was My Hand They Were Supposed To Shake.

Being Different Is Good; Embrace It.

The Only Magazines I Read Are Car Magazines.