I Don't Need A Lot Of Space.

I Can't Cater To Everyone's Needs And What They're Going To Be Offended By; That's One Freedom I Have.

Comics Who Grew Up Surviving Their Childhood By Being Able To Be The First One To Make The Joke About Their Weight Or Their Hairy Arms - Like Me - Whatever They're Insecure About, Whatever They're Apologizing For, That Becomes Their Strength.

I Don't Get This Shitty Attitude That Only Gays Should Care About Gay Issues And Only Women Should Care About Women's Issues.

I Gave Him A Compliment! All Right, I Told Him He Probably Would've Made, Like, A Really Expensive Slave In The, Like, In The Olden-timey Days.

Strippers Should Be Role-models For Little Girls. If Only For The Fact That They Wax Their Assholes.