I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.

I Read An Article That Said One In Five Americans Thinks Elvis Is Alive. I Want To Find Those Morons And Get Them Registered To Vote For Me.

We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself...and Of Course The Boogieman.

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

Wine Is Something To Enjoy. We Get Sick And Tired Of People Who Pick It Apart And Talk About Its 'saucy Nuances.'