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He Specializes In Virgins! The Brush Of His Fingertips Turns Virgins Into Slobbering Mush." Mary Lou Molnar

Men Are Like Shoes. Some Fit Better Than Others. And Sometimes You Go Out Shopping And There's Nothing You Like. And Then, As Luck Would Have It, The Next Week You Find Two That Are Perfect, But You Don't Have The Money To Buy Both."-

Looks Like You're On A Roll. This Is The Second Car You've Toasted This Week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

Well, Sure, But I Don't Bring God Into It. I Think Shower Massage Might Have Been Invented By The Devil. God Invented The Missionary Position.

I Did Such A Gigantic Eye Roll I Almost Fell Over.