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They [the Reagan Administration] Want To Put Street Criminals In Jail To Make Life Safer For The Business Criminals. They're Against Street Crime, Providing That Street Isn't Wall Street.

Weather Tonight: Dark. Turning Partly Light By Morning.

The Enjoyment Has Been Diminishing. Now, There's No Question That It's Sort Of Fun To Get High.

Most People Work Just Hard Enough Not To Get Fired And Get Paid Just Enough Money Not To Quit.

The First Obligation I Have Is To Be Funny; It's My First Impulse And An Instinct. I Like Being Funny And Finding The Jokes.