I Don't Particularly Want To Smear Myself

And I Like Pygmy Goats, Because They're Just Lovely, And Ducks.

I Would Love To Act. I Probably Won't Make It To Hollywood At 42 Years Of Age, But I'd Love To Act.

Ask Any Ferrari, Porsche Or Ray-ban Salesperson About Their Average Customer And You Will Very Likely Hear That He Is Not, As The Adverts Would Have Us Believe, A Virile Young Footballer With Shiny Hair, A Rippling Six Pack And A Trouser Pouch Like A New Punch Bag. He Is, In Fact, A Middle-aged Bloke Wearing More Chins Than He Started Life With And Carrying The Clear Evidence Of Forty Years Of Beer And Pies Slung Across His Midriff.

Mothers Will Be Fishing Kids Out Of Obscure Cubby-holes For Years!

I Mostly Drive Around In A Fiat 500 Twinair, And That's A Pretty Small Car!