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My Interesting Diet Tips Are Eat Early And Don't Nosh Between Meals. I Mean, I Can Pack It Away.

You Do Have To Love Your Kids Enough To Let Them Hate You. But It's The Disease That's Hating You, Not Them.

Well, I Don't Know How Astute I Am, But I Did Want To Be A Journalist When I Was Growing Up.

You Have To Go Through The Falling Down In Order To Learn To Walk. It Helps To Know That You Can Survive It. That's An Education In Itself.

It's Almost Impossible To Be Funnier Than The People In Washington.