I Don't See The Future As Bright,

I'm Not Freakishly Short. I Had, On My Show, Used Shortness As A Joke Subject; It Didn't Really Bother Me.

Censorship Feeds The Dirty Mind More Than The Four-letter Word Itself.

I Have A Long List Of Things That Make Me Mad.

I Love My Own Coincidences And Love To Hear Other Peoples' Stories.

You Can, After All, Reduce The Reasons For Watching Tv To But Two: To Be Lulled, And To Be Stimulated. Some People Do One Sometimes, The Other Sometimes. Some People Do All Of One Or All Of The Other.