I Don't Shop Because I Need Something,

I Don't Even Own My Own Name On The Internet - Somebody Else Bought It.

I Used To Say I Wanted Somebody Funny And Intelligent, But Kindness Is The Most Important Quality In A Man.

I Can't Lie... My Face Always Gives Me Away. I'm Also Pathetically Bad At Poker!

Listen, I Would Love To Win An Emmy At Some Stage Or Another. I Can't Pretend Not To.

The Only Time I Ever Look Good Dancing Is If I'm Next To My Dad At A Wedding.