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You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive? They're Worth It.

Let The Jerks Of The World Serve As The Perfect Example Of What You Don't Want To Be. You'll Be A Heck Of A Lot Happier, And In The Long Run, There's A Chance That Other Person At Work Will End Up Asking What Your Secret Is. Why Are You The Happy One? In Other Words, Don't Let Your Thoughts Think You. Besides, If You're Really Gonna Get Pissed, Don't Waste It On Your Family, Friends, Or Coworkers, Save It For Something That Really Matters.

Love Is Like A Dying Ember, Only Memories Remain.

I Take It Not Only A Day At A Time, But A Moment At A Time, And Keep It At That Pace. If You Can Be Happy Right Now, Then You’ll Always Be Happy, Because It’s Always In The Now

There Are Just Certain Sounds, Music, That Sort Of You Know People Are Going To Like It.