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Inside Every Cowboy There's A Lady Who'd Love To Slip Out.

How Would You Like To Bite That In The Ass, Develop Lock Jaw And Be Dragged To Death?

Indecision May Or May Not Be Our Biggest Problem.

Americans Don't Eat Horses. They Are Not Raised As Food Animals And They Are Treated With Chemicals That Render Them Unsafe For Consumption. The Regulations Needed To Change Their Status To "food Animals" Would Cripple Every Aspect Of The Horse Industry As We Know It. Plus, It Would Be Wrong.

I Got Along Without You Before I Met You And I'll Get Along Without You A Long Time After You're Gone.