I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time

I Am Learning. I'm A Slow Learner. I Repeat Myself Three Times, Relationship Wise.

Then Not Everything Is Gonna Be The Way You Think It Oughta Be. It Seems Like Everytime I Try To Make It Right, It All Comes Down On Me. Please Say Honestly You Won't Give Up On Me, And I Shall Believe.

All My Friends Say I Have To Get Right Back On The Bike. And I Keep Saying Maybe Not A Bike.

Took Your Car, Drove To Texas. Sorry Honey, But I Suspected, You And I Can't Cry Anymore.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.