I Don't Think Any Decent Human Being

They Call Me Eccentric. They Used To Call Me Nuts. I Haven't Changed. The Only Difference Between Being Eccentric And Being Nuts Is The Number Of Security Boxes You Own.

It's So Ridiculous To See A Golfer With A One Foot Putt And Everybody Is Saying "shhh" And Not Moving A Muscle. Then We Allow Nineteen Year-old Kids To Face A Game-deciding Free Throw With Seventeen Thousand People Yelling.

It Bothers Me That The Average Fan, The Average Sportswriter For That Matter, Pays So Much Attention To What's In A Box Score. A Box Score Does Not Properly Represent The Most Important Thing - Team Play. It Shows Some Guy Scoring 27 Points, But It Doesn't Show That My 27-point Man Let His Guy Score 30.

Life Is What You Allow Yourself Not To See.

All Love Affairs End. Eventually The Girl Is Gonna Put Curlers In Her Hair.