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I Have A High Self-opinion - I Don't Need To Hide That. I Don't Need To Be Self-deprecating.

I Want To Study Marriage. I Want To Learn About It. I Want To Know It. I Want To Figure Out Whether Or Not I Want To Do It. I'm Not Just Going To Leap Into It, Because That's Not Good For Anybody.

Shakira Is A New Friend, But I Love Her Dearly Already. She's So Sweet And Adorable And Hilarious.

It's Sweet That I Don't Have To Do My Laundry.

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