I Don't Think Anyone Can Teach You

You Know How Sometimes Department Stores Have These Things Where, If You Win, You Get 10 Minutes To Go In And Take Anything You Want From The Store? That's Basically What I'm Doing. I'm Running In And Just Trying To Grab As Many Characters As Possible Before They Pull The Plug On Me.

Women Are Mad At Me. A Girl Came Up To Me On The Street And She Almost Smacked Me. Like, ‘how Could You? How Could You Let A Girl Like That Go?’ I Feel Like I Want To Give People Hugs, They Seem So Sad. Rachel And I Should Be The Ones Getting Hugs! Instead, We’re Consoling Everybody Else.

All My Characters Are Me. I'm Not A Good Enough Actor To Become A Character. I Hear About Actors Who Become The Role And I Think 'i Wonder What That Feels Like.' Because For Me, They're All Me.

I Went Through Puberty In A Theme Park. I'm Grateful. That Place Was A Landscape To Me. I Had Adventures Every Day.

I Always Wanted To Entertain. When I Was Six, A Scrawny, Scrawny Kid, Id Get In My Red Speedo And Do Muscle Moves. I Actually Thought I Was Muscular. I Didnt Know Everyone Was Laughing At Me.