I Don't Think God Cares What You

You Can Educate Yourself Right Out Of A Relationship With God.

Live One Day At A Time, And Never Be Afraid.

Religious People Today Are Courts And Juries. When It Comes Down To It, Jesus Died On The Cross So That We Could Learn To Love Others Like We Love Ourselves, Not Judge Them Or Persecute Them.

I Take Him Shopping With Me. I Say, Ok, Jesus, Help Me Find A Bargain.

I Always Say Shopping Is Cheaper Than A Psychiatrist.