I Don't Think I'm Ever Going To

My Father Used To Brag That I Wasn't A Ham, I Was The Whole Pig.

I've Tried Everything. I've Done Therapy, I've Done Colonics. I Went To A Psychic Who Had Me Running Around Town Buying Pieces Of Ribbon To Fill The Colors In My Aura. Did The Prozac Thing.

I'm A Hard Guy To Live With. I'm Like A Caged Animal. I'm Up All Night Walking Around The Living Room. It's Hard For Me To Come Down From What I Do.

You Are Ready And Able To Do Beautiful Things In This World.

Come Back Here So That I May Brain Thee!