I Don't Think It's That Bad, I

It's Not That I Think The Nazis Were Right, Or Anything. It's Just That, We Weren't There, We Don't Know.

There Is One Person I Can Think Of Better Than Me. And That's Zach Braff. What A Cool Guy.

I'm Not Actually An Arrogant Guy. It's Just That, Truthfully, Nobody Else Can Really Compare To Me.

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.

You Know, I've Occasionally Tried To Watch Other Shows Besides Scrubs, But Comparing Them Is A Bit Like Me Competing In The Special Olympics. Obviously I Would Win Without Contest, But The Point Is That They Are Trying Their Best.