I Don't Think Men Talk As Much

I Do What I Do Because I Love It.

You Might Think That's An Exaggeration But Believe Me, If You Leave Twin Two-year-olds Alone In Your Living Room, At Some Point A Cow Will Be Airborne.

If My Father Had Hugged Me Even Once, I'd Be An Accountant Right Now.

I've Had People Say To Me, 'look At The Sky, The Fields, The Ocean, The Beautiful Sunset. Isn't That Proof Positive Of God?' Following That Line Of Thought, Look At The Magnificent Rainbows After A Big Rainstorm. Isn't That Proof Positive That God Is Gay?

I Came From An Italian House. The Refrigerator Was Always Full. I Never Knew You Had To Buy Food. I Thought There Were Food Fairies That Came At Night.