I Don't Think There's Anything Outside What

I Try To Not Make Safe Choices, But I Also Like To Do Stuff Which Is Interesting And Is Sort Of Exciting In Some Way And Accessible.

People Come Up To Me In Supermarkets And Demand Humour. And The Less Amusing I Am, The More They Piss Themselves. So I Say, "i'm Doing My Shopping, Mate, Ok?" And The Guy Will Be On The Floor In Hysterics. Quite Odd. Eventually I Do Have To Say Something Funny So I Usually Go For Something Pathetic Like, "it's A Nice Place To Shop But I Wouldn't Like To Live Here!" And They Roar Again. Wet Themselves. I'm Lucky Though That I Am Not Massively Famous, I Can Get The Tube Without Much Bother. Must Be Awful Being The Beckhams.

There Are Conservative Values Where Certain Lifestyles Are Imposed And Everybody Should Have 2.4 Children And A Dog And A Cat And A House And You Should Feel Like God And You Should Believe In God And You Should Be A Capitalist. I Don't Buy Any Of That.

It's Like Aversion Therapy. You Keep Doing Scenes Over And Over Again With Three Women In The Bed With You, And We Had To Do Them All In One Week. Three Girls Would Step Out And Another Three Girls Would Step Into The Bed. It Sounds Like A Fantasy But By The End Of It, I Just Wanted To Go For A Hike On My Own In The North Of England, In The Hills. Because It Became A Sort Of "be Careful What You Wish For" Kinda Thing.

I Don't Think I'm Kind Of Universally Known. I Think In The Indie World I'm Probably Better Known Than In Some Mainstream Hollywood Terms.