I Don't Think We Came From Monkeys.

I Can't Control My Own Income, I Can't Control My Own Destiny, I Can't Even Control My Own Farm If I'm A Farmer. This Is Not Going To Last.

So We Went On What We Now Call "the Beck Family Church Tour" And Man Did We See Some Churches.

I Was Still Searching For Someone To Blame For My Suffering. I Really Wanted Someone To Transfer My Hate To, So That I Could Stop Hating Myself.

There Was A Shooting At A Political Camp, Which Sounds A Little Like, You Know, The Hitler Youth Or Whatever. I Mean, Who Does A Camp For Kids That's All About Politics? Disturbing.

Whoa... Don't Go All Kramer On Me!