I Don't Usually Fly In First Class,

I Never Give Anyone Just One Congratulation. Congratulations Are Always Plural. They Are Similar To Grapes.

Whenever I Investigate A Smell, I Find That The Answer Is Always Bad. It's Never: 'what Is That? *sniff* Muffins!'

Fire Truck With Back End On Fire Drives Really Fast In Circles.

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

When They Were Naming The Animals, Somebody Got Lazy: Anteater? What's It Doing? It's Eating Ants. Done!