I Don't Usually Fly In First Class,

Turtles Are Greater Than Baby Nephews, Because It's Ok To Drop A Turtle.

Skeet Shooting Is Probably More Satisfying If You Really Hate Skeets.

The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways. Indeed. And A Shorter Way To Say That Is: God Is A Sneak.

A Dreamcatcher Works, If Your Dream Is To Be Gay.

I Don't Like Thank You Cards Because I Don't Know What Else To Say. What Do I Put On The Inside? See Front.