I Don't Want My Wrinkles Taken Away

The Absolute Minimum For Effective Exercise Is Three Times A Week On Alternate Days For At Least Half An Hour.

I Would Think That If You Understood What Sex Education Is, You Would Get Down On Your Knees And Worship A Condom.

The Institution Of Marriage Is Obsolete.

I'm Vain. My Arms Are Thin, But I'm Vain About Loose Flesh. And So I'm Careful That What I Wear Will Show Off My Best Parts, Which Are My Waist And My Butt.

I Thought I Had Learned How To Have An Intimate Relationship. And I Thought I'd Learned How To Be Happy. Everybody Has Issues. For Me, The Challenge Is Intimacy, But I Really Didn't Start To Get That Until I Turned 60.