I Don't Want To Be Rude To

I Am Exhausted By Trying To Get Along With The Lord.

Jas, Whatever Tom Has Under His Trousers Is Between You And Him.

I Put My Arm Around Her And Said, "jas, I Have Found That When You Are Troubled, It Is Often Better To Think Of Others Rather Than Yourself. I Think You Would Feel Much Better If You Got Me Some Milky Coffee And Jammy Dodgers And I Told You All About Me.

If You Fall Down Those Stairs And Break Both Of Your Legs, Don't Come Running To Me!

Oh No. I've Just Accidently Paid A Visit To The Cakeshop Of Love. I Haven't Put Back My Italian Cakey, But I Have Accidentally Picked Up A Dave The Tart.