I Don't Want To Be A Celebrity

As Soon As Someone Tells Me: 'you're Rather Sexy,' I Wish I Could Disappear. If Somebody Says: 'you Were Voted The World's Sexiest Man,' I Have No Idea What That Means. How Do I Respond? 'thank You' Is The Best You Can Do. George Clooney Is The World's Sexiest Man, Anyway.

I'm Obsessive Enough About Getting Fit, It's Ridiculous. I'm 40 Now, And I've Got To Stop Doing It Soon. I Have To Start Getting Fat And Old!

My Mother Gave Me A Real Kick Toward Cooking, Which Was That If I Wanted To Eat, I'd Better Know How To Do It Myself.

Shakespeare Has Way Too Many Lines. My Ideal Theatre Piece Is About 40 Minutes Long With No Interval.

I’m Potentially Worth A Lot Of Money, But I’ve Got To Go And Make Something That’s Worth A Lot Of Money.