I Don't Want To Be A Tv

Meredith Baxter Birney Gets Beaten By A Rod, In The Lifetime Original, Rod.

No One Goes Into Standup To Make Money. The Frustration And Rejection Are Just Too Much.

Whenever One Of My Children Says, 'goodnight, Daddy,' I Always Think To Myself, 'you Don't Mean That.

I Wish, In Some Ways, I Was The Type Of Comedian Who Could Do Something Blistering And Topical, But I'm The Guy Who Gets Stuck In The Revolving Door And Thinks I Should Write About That.

I Don't Want To Pick A Team. I Want To Make People Laugh And Hopefully Bring Some - Be Humorous About The Human Experience, You Know, Whether They're People Of Any Stripes Of Life.