I Don't Want To Be A Tiger,

It's All A Big Hoax, Honey. I Never Wrote A Song In My Life. I Get One-third Of The Credit For Recording It. It Makes Me Look Smarter Than I Am. I've Never Even Had An Idea For A Song. Just Once, Mybe.

I Go For All The Belles, Except The Wedding Kind.

If You Bring A Friend Into Your Love Affair, That's The End Of Your Sweetheart That's The End Of Your Friend, That's When Your Heartache Begins.

I Like To Sing Ballads The Way Eddie Fisher Does And The Way Perry Como Does. But The Way I'm Singing Now Is What Makes The Money.

If You Talk In Your Sleep, Don't Mention My Name. If You Walk In Your Sleep, Forget Where You Came.