I Don't Want To Get Too Nuanced,

I Thought That My Life Would Be Spent Working In A Bookstore, Teaching Community College, And Making Music In My Spare Time That No One Would Be Willing To Listen To.

I'd Much Rather Go Out And Have Music Randomly Presented To Me By Different Djs Than Stay Home And Discover It On My Own.

I Always Feel Kind Of Absurd And Presumptuous Presenting A Speech.

I Still Never Get Recognized. Small, Bald White Guys Like Myself - We All Kind Of Look The Same.

I Was In Bar About 15 Years Ago, A Relationship Had Ended Badly, I Was Very Drunk And I Thought I Would Convince Myself To Try And Be Gay. Like, At One Point I Didn't Like Coffee, Then I Learned To Like It.