I Don't Want To Join The Kind

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

Why A Four-year-old Child Could Understand This Report. Run Out And Find Me A Four-year-old Child. I Can't Make Head Nor Tail Out Of It.

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.

I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You Don't Need To Teach Me--i Already Know How!