I Don't Want To Join The Kind

With The Possible Exception Of Clothes, Beauty Salons And Frank Sinatra, There Are Few Subjects All Women Agree Upon.

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

It Isn't Necessary To Have Relatives In Kansas City In Order To Be Unhappy.

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You