I Don't Want To Live Forever Through

Manute Bol Is So Skinny They Save Money On Road Trips. They Just Fax Him From City To City.

The Prettiest Women Are Almost Always The Most Boring, And That Is Why Some People Feel There Is No God.

Because It's Much More Pleasant To Be Obsessed Over How The Hero Gets Out Of His Predicament Than It Is Over How I Get Out Of Mine.

A Man That Has Never Lied To A Woman Has No Respect For Her Feelings.

I Once Stole A Pornographic Book That Was Printed In Braille. I Used To Rub The Dirty Parts.