I Don't Want To Satirise George Bush

Step Up And Shake The Hand Of Someone You Can't Stand, You Can Tolerate Him If You Try!

It Is A Sobering Thought That When Mozart Was My Age, He Had Been Dead For Two Years.

Laughter Is Involuntary. If It's Funny You Laugh.

The Army Has Carried The American... Ideal To Its Logical Conclusion... Not Only Do They Prohibit Discrimination On The Grounds Of Race, Creed And Color, But Also On The Grounds Of Ability.

The Poor Folks Hate The Rich Folks, And The Rich Folks Hate The Poor Folks. All Of My Folks Hate All Of Your Folks, It's American As Apple Pie.