I Don't Watch Like Sci-fi Or Things

I Mean, Being Shot In Slow Motion Doing Cocaine By Martin Scorsese Is, Like, Maybe Every Actor's Dream. Nothing Will Compare To It. Except Maybe Having Kids.

It's Harder To Be Funny If You're Handsome Than If You're Very Normal-looking. It's Just More Relatable. You're The Underdog. I Mean It's Funny To See People Struggle, And You Don't Buy That Brad Pitt Is Struggling, You Know That Guy Could Be The Most Skill-less Guy In The World, But If You Look Like That You Will Be Fine For The Rest Of Your Life.

I Started Writing And Acting In These Little Plays And Then I Was Discovered By Dustin Hoffman. He Got Me My First Audition For A Film He Was In, Called 'i Heart Huckabees.'

I'm A Lifelong Simpsons Fanatic And I Wanted To Create My Own Animated Show, One Day.

If You're Trying To Make Someone Happy, You Gotta Try And Make Them Happy.