I Doubt Evolution Is Real.

Information Is The Oxygen Of The Modern Age.

Today, If You Invent A Better Mousetrap, The Government Comes Along With A Better Mouse.

These Are The Boys Of Pointe Du Hoc. These Are The Men Who Took The Cliffs. These Are The Champions Who Helped Free A Continent. These Are The Heroes Who Helped End A War.

Tyranny, Like Fog In The Well Known Poem, Often Creeps In Silently 'on Little Cat Feet.'

My Golf-loving Friend Bob Hope Asked Me What My Handicap Was, So I Told Him - The Congress.