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Nowadays You Can Go Anywhere In The World In A Few Hours, And Nothing Is Fabulous Any More.

But There Was One Other Thing That The Grown-ups Also Knew, And It Was This: That However Small The Chance Might Be Of Striking Lucky, The Chance Is There. The Chance Had To Be There.

So, Please, Oh Please, We Beg, We Pray, Go Throw Your Tv Set Away, And In Its Place You Can Install, A Lovely Bookcase On The Wall.

All Through My School Life I Was Appalled By The Fact That Masters And Senior Boys Were Allowed Quite Literally To Wound Other Boys, And Sometimes Very Severely.

I'm Right And You're Wrong, I'm Big And You're Small, And There's Nothing You Can Do About It.