I Doubt If A Charging Elephant, Or

I Can Remember Way Back When A Liberal Was One Who Was Generous With His Money.

We Are All Here For A Spell, Get All The Good Laughs You Can.

Say, Did You Read What This Writer Just Dug Up In George Washington's Diary? I Was So Ashamed I Sat Up All Night Reading It.

It Rained In The Middle West. Farmers Are Learning That The Relief They Get From The Sky Beats What They Get From Washington.

If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.