I Dream Of Moving To India, Or

I'm Writing A Book About Siamese Twins That Are Attached At The Nose. It's Called: Stop Staring At Me!

I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

I Am Going To Be The Next Ryan Gosling.

You Know It's Time To Do The Laundry When You Dry Off With A Sneaker.

My Brother Has Add, Which Is Weird Because He Drives A Ford Focus. I Told My Brother That Joke But He Didn't Laugh Because He Got Distracted By My Shoe Strings.