I Drew The Duck Blue Because I've

I Was Just A Young Guy Who Was Excited To Become A Comedian And An Actor And I Just Wanted To Get To Do What I Got To Do.

I Choose To Ignore Hell In My Life. When I Was A Little Kid I Asked My Dad "am I Going To Go To Hell?" Because I'd Heard About Hell. And He Said, "nothing You're Gonna Do Will Get You Into Hell." And So I Got To Ignore It.

I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!

Never Seen My Friends Do More Push-ups, Trying To Challenge Cruises' Manhood. It Was Like, I Can Be Strong, Too!

Of Course, I Peed My Pants, Everyone My Age Pees Their Pants. It's The Coolest.