I Drew The Duck Blue Because I've

The Toughest Part Is That When Your Kid's Upset, You're Upset. You're Rocked Until They're Not Upset. Even When They're Not Upset, You're Like, "i Hope That Doesn't Happen, Down The Line." You're Always Nervous Because You Want Your Kid To Be Happy.

When I Was Younger And Did A Stand-up Gig, It Would Take Me Two Weeks To Recover. Sometimes I'd Get So Panicked That I Would Stutter.

In High School I Wanted To Be A Rock Star And Was In A Lot Of Bands.

Sometimes You Can't Prioritise Family And You Feel Guilty.

Wrap The Turkey Up In Aluminum Foil My Brother Likes To Masturbate With Baby Oil.