I Drink Diet Coke So I Can

I Don't Have To Worry About Writing Jokes. I Just Tell Stories About Things That Have Happened To Me. As Long As I'm Alive And I'm Living And I'm Experiencing Different Things Every Day, The Show Will Always Change.

I'll Walk Up To A Woman, I'll Say The First Thing That Comes To Mind: 'hey, You Hungry?'

I Talked About The Stuff So Openly That People Are Able To Connect And Relate. I Put Everything Out There [into The Network], And If I'm Having A Bad Time, People Know About It.

I Started Talking About Things That Everybody Could Relate To. And That's Not To Say I Deserted My Roots, I Just Found A Way To Talk About Things In A Broad Way.

Home In Bed Listening To The Rain Getting Ready To Order A Pizza. Sounds Like A Song Til The Last Part.