I Drink Diet Coke So I Can

Every Night, It's A Bakery On The Bus. It's A Curse, Because I Talk About How Much I Love Cake, People Bring Me Cake. And Now I Just Found Out I'm Diabetic, So I'm Like, Are You Kidding Me?!

Now People Are Coming Up To Meet Me At My Shows And They're Doing My Bits! One Guy Earlier Was At 7-11 And He Comes Up To Me And Goes "you Want A Falcon?".

I'm A Comedian Who Happens To Be Latino. What's The Difference? The Difference Is, My Special Will Air On Comedy Central, Not Telemundo.

Why Do People Measure Life By The Years Instead Of How Good The Years Were?

Tv Show's Really Quick. You're In, You're Out. A Film Usually Takes A Lot Longer. However, A Voiceover Is Very Much Like Tv In The Sense That It's Really Quick. For Example, I Did The Movie Planes In One Day.