I Drink No More Than A Sponge.

I'd Rather Write About Laughing Than Crying, For Laughter Makes Men Human, And Courageous.

Misery Is The Company Of Lawsuits.

Few And Signally Blessed Are Those Whom Jupiter Has Destined To Be Cabbage-planters. For They've Always One Foot On The Ground Andthe Other Not Far From It. Anyone Is Welcome To Argue About Felicity And Supreme Happiness. But The Man Who Plants Cabbages I Now Positively Declare To Be The Happiest Of Mortals.

Early Rising Is No Pleasure; Early Drinking's Just The Measure.

A Child Is Not A Vase To Be Filled, But A Fire To Be Lit.