I Enjoy Bathing, As Many Europeans Don't.

From This Moment On I'd Dedicate My Life To Rock And Roll And Take As Many Drugs As Possible. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

114 Isn't As Old As It Used To Be They Say Its The New 104.

According To A New Study, Hawaii Is The Happiest Place In America To Live. And I Thought It Was Just A Great Place To Pretend You Were Born In.

I Think People Are As Individual As Snowflakes, They Kinda Look Alike But No Two Are The Exactly The Same, And All Classification Is The Root Of Prejudice.

Cannabis Always Made Me Paranoid; I Felt Like People Were Watching Me. And Now I'm Sober, And I've Got This Talk Show In The Middle Of The Night On Cbs, And I Now Know That No One Is Watching Me.